Why I Don’t Have My Homework
By Mason Bushey
Sixth-grader, Presque Isle Middle School
Why I don’t have my homework is … ?
My dog ate it
I left it on the plane
I forgot it at home
I left it in the car
I left it on the train
Aliens took it
I put it in the shredder by accident
I don’t remember
Bigfoot took it
I recycled it
I threw it in the fire
I didn’t do it
I left it in another dimension
