Political shenanigans

To the editor:
    I want to express my disappointment on the theft of two political signs from our front lawn, on two different occasions.
    To the thief: we know who you are and now, just what you are. We hope your corporosity is sagaciating because these actions tend to come back around and bite the instigator. We wish you only good luck. Oh, and we will still vote for the candidate.
Peg Coolong
Houlton